No. Regret is part of the human experience. Learn from it. More seriously, please refer to our terms at the bottom of the page for full details. Regret is real, but so are policies.

Of course, anything is possible in this world. As long as you find someone foolish enough to pay, who are we to judge?

You can’t. No one can. Everything in this world is an illusion, including your need for validation. But hey, at least you're on our register. That’s something.

Obviously… not. If even central banks can't prevent fake money, you really think we cracked the code?

To flex at dinner parties, impress your friends, and prove you have taste. And who knows, maybe one day NPC.Tax will be worth more than a monkey NFT.

You enter a quantum paradox where your artifact is both real and fake at the same time. Contact us, and we’ll see if you deserve a solution.

No. But if you have a soul to sell, we might negotiate.

Run. Or buy it, if you enjoy high-risk experiences.

The original collector must email us from the same address used during the purchase, confirming the transaction and the new collector’s details. If they can’t, too bad — they remain the official listed collector.

We only accept money that still has some credibility left. But in this unstable world, who knows, maybe one day we’ll take seashells.

Every religion starts somewhere. Hold on tight, you never know...

Yes. The cause is called making sure NPC.Tax can continue roasting the absurdity of existence while drinking overpriced coffee.

If your dog has better taste than you, we don’t see why not.

Museums are just overpriced storage units for the elite. But yeah, probably.

Print the register page where your name appears, frame it, and hope for the best.

We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of an afterlife, but we highly doubt God accepts material possessions at the pearly gates.