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BROKE NPC YACHT CLUB
EDITION
Shipping: 1 to 4 weeks
Because not everyone has 3'333,00 CHF to spend on conceptual wall therapy.
But some of you still want to feel something.
Compare the editions (click to expand)
| Feature | ARTIFACT EDITION |
BNYC EDITION |
|---|---|---|
| Triggers 14% more respect in awkward conversations | ||
| Makes you 30% more interesting on dates | ||
| Built with anti-bullshit particles | ||
| Outlives you, your bloodline, and post-human lifeforms | ||
| Certificate included, for legal, spiritual, and psychological reassurance | ||
| Only 100 exist, still more unique than most people | ||
| Access to the collector register, just in case this becomes a cult | ||
| Mounted on Alu-Dibond (stronger than your last relationship) | ||
| Delivered wall-ready (rigid & premium, no framing needed) | ||
| Delivered rolled in tube (DIY framing adventure) | ||
| Made for people who tip waiters in crypto | ||
| Unlocks deeper silence during dinner with your parents | ||
| Looks expensive because it is | ||
| EDITION | ARTIFACT | BNYC |
EVE©, 2025
Digital composition — 70 × 105 cm (27.5 × 41.3 in)
Museum-quality giclée print on 100% cotton rag archival paper
Delivered rolled in a protective tube – ready for custom framing
400,00 CHF
Digital composition — 70 × 105 cm (27.5 × 41.3 in)
Museum-quality giclée print on 100% cotton rag archival paper
Delivered rolled in a protective tube – ready for custom framing
400,00 CHF
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